JonProctor

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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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A marriage of war

by JonProctor
7-31-05

World War III was at large, and Mona had a plan..................


	Where the fuck's my razor?!


	Why would you need a razor, honey? You like fine as you are!

............her thick husband was the only thing that let her down.............and her looks...............


	Look around you, motherfucker! There's a gang of killers, killing our beloved friends.


	I'm the only one with the code. I'll go and get it.

On his way for the razor, Cletus was shot by Hitler's son, Rico Hitler.


	We have a man down!!


	SHIT!!

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