The Adventures of Mr Shitface- Escaping Anusville

Author: JonProctor

Date: November 5, 2005

by JonProctor
11-05-05
Hey, Buzz. How do we get out of here? Our ship sunk and the plane crashed into Mount Shitlips.
Holy Shit, that's bad. You don't wanna leave in the FORD SHITZAR. It's......well, shit!
20 years later......
Well, Anna. We aren't gonna get out of here alive.
What will make it hard enough to die?
All this time, you've been talking to yourself because I don't exist! The only weird dude is Buzz Shiteyear!
Great! So I've married thin fucking air!