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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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The Adventures of Mr Shitface- Escaping Anusville

by JonProctor
11-05-05


	Hey, Buzz. How do we get out of here? Our ship sunk and the plane crashed into Mount Shitlips.


	Holy Shit, that's bad. You don't wanna leave in the FORD SHITZAR. It's......well, shit!

20 years later......


	Well, Anna. We aren't gonna get out of here alive.


	What will make it hard enough to die?


	All this time, you've been talking to yourself because I don't exist! The only weird dude is Buzz Shiteyear!


	Great! So I've married thin fucking air!

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