What's it been? 1200 years?

Author: Jonas

Date: August 27, 2002

by Jonas
8-27-02
One day, in a (literally) underworld bar...
Hey Reapy! Long time no see. Can I get you anything?
*Sigh* Hello Chuck. Just gimme the usual.
One Bloody Mary coming right up. How you been doing?
Fine I guess. Work's getting a bit tiring. I'm sick of people claiming they're not dead when they're freakin' bleeding all over the floor!
Yeah, I can relate to that. It's always "Ah, spare my life, please don't kill me, I'm too young to die, yada yada yada." You know what? You should take a trip over to Oddworld. That always helps.