Jose_Anon

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I know nothing, I am merely the messenger. I was out of town at the time. I have accompli..., er, witnesses that will testify that I was out of town.

Ozzy Does Standup

by Jose_Anon
5-22-03

What do you call a cow with no legs Sharon?


	Gr Gr Grou Grou Ground Ground Beef

Sharon? SHARON! Wha What do you call a cow, um cow, with 3 legs?


	Lean Beef ... ah. It's lean beef isn't it Jack?

What do you call a cow with two legs?


	Kelli? Is that you in front Kelli? Uhhh, Going Home Alone then?


	Yes Ozzy, you call it Going Home Alone.