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2nite the part of Shannon Tweed will be played by a penguin!

by KajunFirefly
6-30-01

Kajun seeks the advice of Channel 5 diva Shannon "over a snooker table" Tweed!


	Shannon, having masturbated off to your naked body thousands of times, I must ask you, how do I get a girl into bed?


	Well, you become the C.E.O. of a large company, then you get involved with the mafia and your partner gets killed. Then his wife will try to seduce you, just like "A Woman Scorned"!

Despite having large breasts, Shannon "I've sucked of Frasier Crane" Tweed isn't much help!


	but, didn't she kill the guy in the end?


	No, the bastard got away, you could always go see a busty blonde Sex Therapist who runs a legal brothel that fullfills your every desire. Or find an oversexed millionairess like in "Electric Blue 7"

Looks like Shannon "I live in fear of Shannen Doherty" Tweed is actually insane!


	I'm talking about real life here, not some cheap porn film!


	LISTEN KID, IF YOU THINK THE IDEA OF A WOMAN WHO GAINS SUPER POWERS FROM THE EJACULATION OF MEN IS CHEAP THEN PREPARE TO DIE!!!! DEATH VIA SIMULATED SEX!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!