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| And in recent news, rap videos aren't considered music videos anymore. Instead, they're considered biographies. | |
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| Indeed Tom. After over 517 rap videos that only show women, wine, and money, that isn't much for us to enjoy, but rather make us jealous. | |
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| This just in, Tom Green has decided to start singing again, but instead he'll be doing rap and polka. | |
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| Apparently he's going to sing about his guilty pleasures of udder sucking, bum rubbing, and testicle enjoying songs. | |
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| In breaking news, Tom Green's new show "The New New Tom Green Show" has been cancelled yet again. | |
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| There is also an animal peace group outside waiting to kick his butt rubbing ass. | |
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