Perm Dating #2

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: April 2, 2003

Perm , i know you put on this deep and meaningful "Im not interested" persona to impress me , but you dont need to.
Actually , im wondering whether i should play 4-4-2 or 3-5-2 , or maybe even a lone striker.
If it wasnt for the fact his pants bulge like a 10lb watermelon , id be SOOO outta here
Should i put pressure on in the midfield , play the offside trap , focus passing down the wings ... decisions decisions.