CC70 : to Boldly Go

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: October 5, 2001

Captain. We have defeated the Y'Njirb's with our new PTC Cannon
PTC Cannon's Are great. Why did we call it that again?
Its a Photonic Tobor Cornholing cannon captain ........wait , were picking up a distress signal from one of their ships .....audio only sir
put it on speakers. maximum volume
*bzzt*crackle*all.....your.......base.......are...
It sounds like some ancient dialect .... run it through translation