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by Kicker
12-17-02
Today: LotR!
Yo, my tasty little friend. My, you're looking chipper today.
Thanks. You look like shit spread thinly on burnt toast.
Yes, the Gabe is a mite tired today. No doubt this is due to his hushed observance of a midnight screening of Peter Jackson's latest gift to this benighted planet.
Two Towers, eh? Tides of dehumanized monsters who worship an evil god swarming the pure white towers of freedom but beaten back by the land's rightful ruler? Once a marine, always a marine, I guess.
I would strike you down for the arrogant, cynical punk you are if I wasn't assured that God is about to beat me to it.
It always comes back to God in the old fantasy, doesn't it?
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