Harsh Truth

Author: Kicker

Date: December 24, 2002

by Kicker
12-24-02
Today: Reality!
Excuse me, sir, but does your store offer a student discount?
Hmm. Let's see. You want to know if we're willing to underwrite the education of a man who seems to have yet to learn how to shower and shave properly. The answer is no. Thank you, come again.
Ten years from now, when my diploma has brought me a high-paying career and you're still selling the latest japanese card game to prepubescents, let's hope your sharp wit will drive back your despair.
Uh, oh yeah? Well...you're stupid! Get out of here!
Well, shit. The truth does hurt.
Ehn. It's not such a bad life, really.