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					| Boinky doesn't seem as chipper as usual... |  |  
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Psst... human cannon-ball? I need your help. I have a question, er... |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Fear not, Boinky! I am your friend! What troubles you? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Um, well, I, uh, got an erection watching the contortionists and I was wondering if it showed. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | My good clown, don't flatter yourself! Yes, there's some bulge but it's hardly noticeable! |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | But I feel all stretchy and funny looking... and the kids? I gotta go out soon! |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Hmm, wish I could help! Ask the mall Santa, he doesn't seem to have a problem with children and erections. Wonder why... |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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