AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS
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| HI I AM BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXYCLEAN ORANGECLEAN POGS THE ELEPHENT MANS REMAINS | |
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| I AM GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT AN AMAZING DEAL ON THE ELEPHANT MANS REMAINS THAT YOU WILL ONLY FIND HERE! | |
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| LEADING SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND A WAY TO INFUSE THE CORPSE OF THE ELEPHANT MAN WITH POWERFUL CLEANING AGENTS | |
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| USING ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY TO CLONE AND RAPIDLY AGE THE ELEPHENT MAN, WE HAVE CREATED A CHEAP AND EFFICIENT WAY TO MASS PRODUCE IT, AND WE WANT TO PASS THE SAVINGS ONTO YOU | |
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| MICHEAL, PLEASE REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE PREMESIS IMMEDIATELY | |
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