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Born on July 4, 1990 in Armenia, Alen Mnoian wasn't always as "plump" as he is now. When he was born, he only weighed only an astounding 5 pounds! That's less than the present Alen's 7th chin!
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| Bleen! I need to feed this child right away. | |
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As Alen grew in size, he was fed every 4.7 mins. When he would go somewhere, his friends (who he later in his life ate, thinking they were french fries) had to wait 30 mins. for him to tie his shoes.
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| I can't reach my toes, let alone my knees. | |
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We tried to interview Mr. Mnoian, but he wouldn't fit on camera so we used a satellite to track Mr. Mnoian and record this interview from space.
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| An actual 30 foot microphone which was attached to Mr. Mnoian by a life-risking climber. Many have perished on that adventure by getting sucked in under Mr. Mnoian's breasts. | |
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| Hey, Turkey didn't taste like a turkey!! By, the way do you have any chinese food, cuz China's out. Frying those chinks doesn't make them taste better. WHERES MT MOMMY?!! | |
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