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Many facts about Roman are still uncovered because he exaggerates frequently. What we do know is that Roman was born in 1990 as one of the darkest children the world has ever seen.
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| What the fuck was I drinking or smoking when I had this kid? | |
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As Roman was 4, he befriended pop legend, Michael Jackson, and the spent a lot of time together (they shared a sexual relationship). They both underwent the bleaching of skin together.
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| I love you, Roman. Will you come with me and spend a happy time in the surgery with me. We can both be bleached. Wouldn't that be fun? Heeeeeeee-heeeeee! | |
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| Yay Michael! I'd do anything for and to you! | |
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After that incident, Roman was left horribly disfigured,and pale. Their relationship broke up, but Roman has hit it off with Bubbles, Mr. Jackson's pet chimpanze, and they're currently going steady.
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| I get to bite off his banana anytime I want and it just grows back!! | |
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| Bubbles is everything I loved in Michael, but I needed a male in my life. | |
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