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by Kwaksplurge
6-26-05
Oh no! I've made such an effort to be good all year! But if Santa sees me like this I'll never get that Emily the Strange backpack I asked for!
Alright. I'll just back away slowly. He'll never even know I was here...behind him...in my underwear...After a night of hot sex with three of his reindeers...
Who'd have thought mince pie filling would be such a great lubricant. Wait...I've just realised I'm saying all this out loud! SANTA CAN HEARS ME OH NOES!1!!1
I'm actually masturbating to it!
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