All comics by LHL

 

by LHL
6-20-05
The Minister of Misinformation manages to insult a minority living in on the island.
"We can't just go in like a cowboy. These things must be done delicately"
"What the......"
"Solving puzzle with hundreds of pieces. You see, at end of puzzle we have picture of rooster like on puzzle box."
"We now return to our regular 24 hour programming of "Fantasy Island" reruns. What that zany Tatoo up to now?"
"Oh, brother!"

 

by LHL
6-21-05
Jackie thinks she is looking into a mirror...
"My son is so sad. Boohoo. All of island cry for him"
"Lee, get in here! And bring my tank!"
The ol' goat watches Greta and longs for the day when she kicks Bernie and Tay-ud to the curb.
"The father is not allowed to visit the son"
Hmmm, that oughtta save him about a million bucks"
Meanwhile, Scott learns he has other relatives that he was never told about.
"My son is so sad. Boohoo. All of island cry for him"

 

by LHL
6-23-05
"Lee, get my passport and pack my Louis Vitton. This is gonna be a two-tanker!
"Gas up the Jag! My sister needs me! Get Mark on the phone too. He owes me one! Don't just stand there looking stupid, HOP TO IT!"
"Hello police? Yeah, there are two people arriving on a flight that you need to keep in custody. My name? You don't need to know that. Just do it. There's a new truck in it for you."

 

by LHL
6-23-05
Geragos assembles his crack(ed) defense team
"Thank you for flying with us today Dr. Wecht. We have you seated in front of the lavatory per your request"
"Dammit, I told Geragoat I'd need a LABORATORY"
Meanwhile, back in San Diego, the ol' goat puts his plan into action.
"And you say one of them has a moustache?"
"Come to think of it, that guy Geragos does too."
Once again, Geragos is geographically challenged.
"Ah, Mac...how about a little shrimp on the barbie? Have you seen that Steve Irwin fellow?"
"We're in A-ROOO-BA, not Australia you moron!"

 

by LHL
6-25-05
Ted Rowlands arrives on the island.
What made you take this case?"
I have reviewed all of the evidence and this family turned my head around. Oh, and the check for my retainer cleared the bank."
"You say you've talked with your client and have seen the police reports? Is there anything that raises a red flag?
Yes, the amazing lack of satanic cults and brown vans. Perhaps there is a woman out there who has been to a pawn shop or has a van. That would be a good start."
Meanwhile, back in San Diego...
"We get tip from states. We hold woman in custody. Name Jackleen Van Der Peterson. Tipster say detain for as long as possible."
Heh, heh, heh....

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