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| That's what's always amused me about clothes with slogans like "In case of rapture, this t-shirt will be empty" or something. | |
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| And I'm thinking, "Really? They're all going to be nekkid on the way up?" 'Cause you know, a lot of them are going to be pretty good-looking | |
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| and that's going to be more flesh than most of them are probably used to seeing. I'm expecting more than a little lusting going on during the trip | |
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| with the prospect that some invitations could be revoked rather suddenly, with unfortunate consequences. | |
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| So, y'know, Falwell may call it the Rapture, but to me it'll always be "The Rain of Naked Christians". | |
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