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| My cat doesn't like tuna. You know, I'm having some doubts as to this even being a cat. I'm starting to think "alien observer". | |
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| could just be worried about mercury levels. | |
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| Is it dolphin-free? Maybe he misses the piquant hint of dolphin. | |
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| Years ago I read an article on the cat food industry industrial complex. Do you know what food cats prefer above all others? Cooked salmon. | |
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| Which is kinda weird, as before cats started hanging with us humans there probably wasn't much cooked salmon to be found, but there ya' go.... | |
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| But now there is ... suspicious, isn't it? I can hear the discussions now ("Fuck -- they've had fire forever! What's taking them so long?" "WHAT'S WITH THE COD??? DID I TELL YOU TO COOK COD???") | |
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