Laga

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I didn't make any of this stuff up myself. It's all found dialogue. Except "really lame comic". That one's just lame.

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by Laga
5-30-07


	The civilized way to shuck a clam is to enter into a psychic duel with the tawny mollusk on the seventh plain of dremes.


	You must confront the clam with his greatest terror and while it gazes into the abyss of its own slimy mortality


	hit it with a hammer while giggling.