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Anybody want a pound of sour cream?

For some reason my roommate bought it when grocery shopping, even though she hates it and I'm allergic to it

and it wasn't even accidentally on the list or on sale. I'm thinking I'll see if a local food kitchen will take it

or I'm just going to end up having to find something to chuck it at.

And when asked why she bought it

she answered, "I don't know. I could have stole a car. Instead, I bought sour cream"