Larkwind  

Yo my sweet young thing.. how's bout you and I head to my place?

Sweet Lord... I want to lash his flesh with my whip at this very moment.

Coo', yo'.

That sounds marvelous! Lead the way! I will follow you to the ends of the earth, my dashing Romeo!

*mumble* Gouge his eyes out with my beak... stab him in the chest with an ice pick...