The Microsoft Paperclip

Author: Larkwind

Date: January 20, 2003

by Larkwind
1-20-03
*whistle whistle*
Hey... wait a minute. WAIDAGODDAMNEDMINUTE. YOUUUU'RE that evil Microsoft Word PAPERCLIP guy.
Yes. Yes I am.
OHHH the evil you have bred since the ghastly hour of your creation! The torment upon innocent minds!! Thou shalt SUFFER ETERNAL FLAMES for thy monstrous deeds!!
It appears you are sentencing someone to Hell. Microsoft Word Help can assist you! Just click a button on the pop-up window above!
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