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| But Lord, you've got to let me in. I followed everything in the Catholic faith down to a T. In Nam I didn't join the other guys humping prostitues, not being able to use a condom and not wanting... | |
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| ...to bring an STD home to my wife. When I got home i found she had joined a commune and was fucking hippies. I had to divorce her. Also it wasn't suicide, the gun just went of when I was thinking... | |
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| Dude stop! None of that matters. | |
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| It doesn't, you can't get in because you're Catholic. | |
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