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| I'm converting to judaism. Because Jews don't have a Hell, which is perfect for me. | |
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| Because I plan on killing a lot of people | |
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| But I'm not doing the circumcision thing. Not that I'm afraid to have the surgery, it's purely a matter of principle. | |
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| See, I looked it up, and according to the Torah, the exchange for circumcision is Israel. | |
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| What the hell kind of trade-off is that? Were God and Abraham like trading baseball cards? | |
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| "Yeah, I'll give you my land of milk and honey rookie card if you give me... your dick skin card." | |
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