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| They're making low carb products now that shouldn't even exist. I saw low carb bread in the store the other day. | |
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| "Low carb bread, 33% fewer carbs" Also, it was 33% smaller. | |
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| My wife's on the low-carb, she's like a drug addict with the sugarfree candy and low-carb ice cream. It's terrible. | |
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| Worst part is, the sugarfree candy, it gives you the toots. | |
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| So she goes to bed a few hours before me. | |
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| I go in, pull back the covers, and my FACE MELTS OFF! | |
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