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CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE: FUCK HEAD
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| Stealing people's mail ;) | |
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| Paula Abdul: DUH, I REALLY LIKED IT Black Guy: IT WAS DOPE AND FRESH Simon: IT SUCKED!! YOU NIGGER!! | |
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CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO: DIRTY SLUT WHO WOULD DO SIMON TO WIN
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| I don't wany, anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself. | |
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| Paul Abdul: DUH, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT SINGING! Black guy: I FEELING IT, TIGHT! Simon: FUCK YOU, YOU'RE GOD AWFUL!! I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE PARKING LOT! | |
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CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE: THE FAT BLACK GUY
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| It drops deep, like it does in my breath, I don't sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death. | |
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| Paula Abdul: DUH, I DON'T GET IT :) Black Guy: I HAVE A BIG PENIS YA'LL Simon: THAT WAS BRILLIANT!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR!! I MUST DRAW YOU!! | |
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