LibertyNcognito  

Hey sailor! Looking for a good time?

Um...I'm not a sailor. I'm a chef.

Whatever, it's just an expression. So...you wanna party? Hmmm???

I've never even been in the Navy and I've only been out on a boat like maybe 4-5 times in my life.

Wtf is wrong with you?

I don't like paying $50 for genital lesions, that's what. Ya fuckin' bitch.