LivingDeadVirus  

What the fuck are you doing in a fast food resturaunt, fatty? You should be losing weight, not stuffing yourself with burgers.

Don't judge me, you anorexic whore!

Fine, what can I get you?

I'll have three burgers.

You know the secret sauce in those burgers is made from semen and piss? That's what gives it the salty but sweet taste.