Loomis
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Points of interest in my life, basically. Now that the strips are turning a little more surreal, expect kernels of truth instead of lemon-pepper popped-corn goodness.

Loomis is a New Zealand writer with several published short stories, one produced screenplay, and two budding comic strips.

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Loomis vs. The Cast of the Fast Show, Part One.

by Loomis
9-08-02


	Thanks for being a guest speaker on the strip, Swiss Tony. I'm sure the audience appreciates it.


	Not at all, Loomis, not at all. You know... I find being a guest speaker is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.


	Oh, god, here we go again.


	You have to feel around a bit, get a good grip on what tickles their fancy, put your finger on that which makes them cry out in pleasure.


	You've got to concentrate on your timing and maintain your rhythm, while building the tension ever so gently towards the inevitable climax.


	Then, at the appropriate moment, hammer your point home with enough force that they'll be rolling on the floor and gasping for breath.

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Loomis
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