Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Loomis  
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Points of interest in my life, basically. Now that the strips are turning a little more surreal, expect kernels of truth instead of lemon-pepper popped-corn goodness.

Loomis is a New Zealand writer with several published short stories, one produced screenplay, and two budding comic strips.

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by Loomis
9-20-02
After introductions at the resthome...
Right, where to next?
Well, now we'll go through into the kitchens, so you can meet the cook you'll be replacing.
Arr! Boil them potatoes, and hang thems who disagree!
Fish! Raw fish! Suck them eyeballs off the end of a hook! Arr!
Odd. So why is he leaving, exactly?
Well, he's a nice enough man, so we lived with the hardtack, and put up with the slightly wormy apples, but when he served roast parrot... it wouldn't have been so bad, but it wasn't even *his*.
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