Lordfly

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Hey all. I enjoy humor, I don't enjoy mindless profanity or typos. Unfortunately, sometimes I slip into the latter instead of the former. Oh well. Thanks all for putting me in your profiles; good to know I'm loved :)

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by Lordfly
1-16-01

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