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Truck stops breed their own creatures of the night
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| Hello, you need help finding anything? | |
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| I’m meeting my boyfriend soon, I need to get smashed real quick...got any vodka? | |
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The lot lizard slithers over to the vodka section and extends a withered hand, choosing Stoli blueberry vodka.
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| Right behind you, we have some on special! | |
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| Oh I don’t care my boyfriend will be here any minute and I just need to drink it quick. | |
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As I was making this comic at 1130 am the exact 20 year old lot lizard I am portraying came in and bought a bottle of Stoli blueberry vodka with a exceptionally obese 45 year old trucker.
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| Oh my boyfriend will be here any minute. | |
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