Psycho Pig

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: November 7, 2005

by LuckyGuess
11-07-05
I'm itchy.
You can itch yourself with the spinal cord of your cheating wife.
Is a spinal cord a viable itching device?
Yes, but watch the vertebrea. They sting like a bitch.
I'm not so sure about this whole revenge dismemberment anymore.
Why don't you just grow a vagina and go to Olive Garden, Pansy McPansyton.