The Gamer's Bible

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: July 12, 2006

by LuckyGuess
7-12-06
First, we'll go into the basics: Buying a system.
Nintendo is Japanese for gay.
Remember to check the internet for information on which system is the best, and most importantly, cheapest. Gamer mags also work. So do friends.
I like to keep a little window in the corner open for porn.
As a bonus, you'll get to see them all one last time.
I haven't left the couch in ten months.
Spirits, give me strength... SOUL BLAST!