I Lived in a House, a House, a House

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: July 19, 2008

by LuckyGuess
7-19-08
Hey, can I use your bathroom while Garret takes a shower?
Go for it. Just watch out for the dried vomit on the side of the toilet seat.
There's dried vomit on the toilet? Fuck, why haven't you cleaned that up?
It's not my vomit, it's Walshe's vomit. I'm not cleaning up Walshe's vomit for him.
How do you manage?
I've devoloped a new position I like to call "Spider Shit."