The Gamer's Bible

The ultimate how-to guide for aspiring pathetic loners. Casual gamers need not apply.

The Gamer's Bible

by LuckyGuess
7-12-06

First let's examine chips and chip sub-groups.


	I'm telling you, go with the pee. It's much more convenient.

Try corn chips, and cut back on fritos and cheetos. If your fingers get covered in cheese sludge then it'll jam the buttons on the controller, plus look all fugly.


	Cheesetrollers are gross. Plus your fingers slip when you try to use force lightning.


	The Emperor has fallen!

Pringles are an excellent choice. Just make sure to dump them out before you start munching, otherwise you'll waste valuable time getting your fat arm unstuck from the tube.


	If you're skinny now, buy some sweatpants from the salvation army. You can't get any more stretch for a dollar.

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