The Gamer's Bible

The ultimate how-to guide for aspiring pathetic loners. Casual gamers need not apply.

The Gamer's Bible

by LuckyGuess
7-13-06

Today we explore cookies, the yin of gamer snack foods.


	The yang is urine and malnourished canaries.

Most crumbs won't matter, as you probably are laying in your own filth for long periods of time anyway. Just make sure the proximity of the controller is far enough away from your face.


	When I play Extreme Beach Volleyball the controller is in close proximity to my crotch.


	Would you like to equip the invisible bikini to androgynous large breasted anime girl?

Chocolate coated cookies are a no-no for the same reason as cheese coated chips. The Gamer's Bible recommends Oreos and Keebler Fudge.


	Thank you, vibration function.

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