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| I'm so sick of hearing about how great Michael Phelps is. Why does everyone think that guy's so awesome? | |
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| Well, he is competing in the Olympics, and winning. I think you're just jealous. | |
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| People keep accusing me of being jealous. Let's be fair, the man swims. It's not like that's a useful skill outside of the competitions. | |
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If we lived in Waterworld, then his swimming would matter.
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| I wonder who would win in an underwater fight, Michael Phelps or the Mariner... | |
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