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| Welcome to Sam's Club how may I help you? | |
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| Well, for starters you could get the hell away from me. | |
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| May I search your pants for stolen merchandise? | |
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| If you care that much there is a guy stealing a knife from the camping department... | |
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| I really must insist you drop your pants | |
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| ...and useing it to cut the security tags off of clothes in the men's department. | |
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