It's the 2nd Wednesday, Rags baby! Start "Whacking"!
"Allow me to explain to our readers."
"What my piggish little friend here is TRYING to say is that today is the day I do the bi-monthly "weed trimming" in the yard, lest you think he meant something else"!
Wait'll he realizes we're out of "Jergens" & "Puffs"!
