U Turn

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: February 16, 2019

by Makin_d_bacon
2-16-19
I say there, my name is Matty. I'm the new bloke! And you are...?
I'm the boss. Call me Ben...Big Ben!
Surely you jest? I cannot, in good consience, call YOU Big Ben! As a true Brit I know Big Ben. And YOU sir, are NOT it!
I'm NOT, huh?
Definitely not. Surely, that would be ludicrous of me, as it would be a slap in the face to my Motherland, Brttania, eh wot?
I'll tell you "WOT", you friggin' Limey? My name IS and always has been Big Ben and NEVER Shirley! So...You're FIRED!