What did u do today?

Author: MarioMario83

Date: May 4, 2003

by MarioMario83
5-04-03
So what did you do today?
Well, lets see...
I ate 3 tubs of Crisco, puked into a flowerpot, pushed an old lady in a wheelchair into a swimming pool, kicked some fat guy in the balls, drove a rocketpowered shopping cart around town...
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Threw a stink bomb into a church, had sex with a 200 pound goat, watched I Love Lucy, injected rabies into the local schoolchildren, got a sex change, made a jump rope outta my ass hairs...