The Rise and Fall of 80's Music

Author: Marqck

Date: October 15, 2003

by Marqck
10-15-03
Darnell Whittman, lead guitarist for the band "The Jesus Punchers", 1984
orgasm face... check, stupid hair... check, guitar solo... check! meedly meedly meedly MEEEEE jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jigga jah jah
Oh my god! He is so bad ass. His pink shirt... his yellow guitar... his tight jeans... how stylish.
Darnell Whittman, lead snortist for the drug "Cocaine", 1992
Nose candy... being chased by kangaroos with AK.
Darnell "Whitey" Whittmean, lead order takist for the restaurant "MacDonalds", 2003
Hi, welcome to Order, can I take your macdonalds?
Shut the FUCK up.