Darnell Whittman, lead guitarist for the band "The Jesus Punchers", 1984
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| orgasm face... check, stupid hair... check, guitar solo... check! meedly meedly meedly MEEEEE jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jigga jah jah | |
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| Oh my god! He is so bad ass. His pink shirt... his yellow guitar... his tight jeans... how stylish. | |
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Darnell Whittman, lead snortist for the drug "Cocaine", 1992
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| Nose candy... being chased by kangaroos with AK. | |
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Darnell "Whitey" Whittmean, lead order takist for the restaurant "MacDonalds", 2003
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| Hi, welcome to Order, can I take your macdonalds? | |
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