FTC #9: Identity Crisis

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: November 16, 2003

God, are you there?
Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day.
But I have a very important question I need to ask of you
Alright, what is it?
My little brother broke his leg in a bike accident. Do you think you can get him a new one?
Who the heck do you think I am? Santa?