I'd like to address a problem I've been having for awhile. As I have mentioned before, I have a female best friend.
A good thing you say? Oh no, no my friend. It may seem innocent to the naked eye but when I grew romantic feelings for her, it all went downhill.
I began to get jealous at all the other guys she hung out with and sad when she wasn't around, and I still do. I'm even sad when she's around, because I know she doesn't feel the same way.
Why should I feel this way?
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Ah, oh well. I'm off to go hang out with my best friend.
