Hello, you have reached The Suicide File Hotline, how are you going to die today?
Hey Match, it's me MikeyG and I can't stand all this ridicule!
Sorry man. You make obscene amounts of threads and posts, you harass the new people, you think you're a reg, you make a CC about yourself and you smell like burnt pubic hair.
But... but... I just want to have fun... la la...
Do I hear that "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" song in the background?
