WW #42: Pardon the Delay

Author: Matt_wolfe

Date: January 18, 2006

by Matt_wolfe
1-18-06
Today in news, tradgedy strikes as a new terrorist country called "Wakka" has waged war! They Deployed big red robots called Tubors to destroy loads of buildings.
In related news, a Tubor made fire on a house. One was olny good at saving cats from trees. He screwed up big time and had his ass fired... get it? Fired?
A day later the news said the Tubor terrorists was a april fools joke, and they were canceled the next day. And they won the award for Too Much Info!
Great, the one day where i'm finding a cure for the cripples and now my house is attacked by terrorist cornholers!
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