MaxPayne  

Hello, sir, this is Joe calling from Genericom, we were calling today to...

No, no, sir, I'm calling from Genericom.

Genericom. The company you have an account with?

So I guess this Visa in your name that we charge $49.95 a month to doesn't exist, then?

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You know what, sir it is you who doesn't exist. On the list of people that fucking understand English. On behalf of Genericom, fuck off and die!! (oh, and have a nice day.)