MaxPayne  

Well, Jacques Chirac, other than those burrito demons it's been a pretty normal day, wouldn't you say?

I zurrendair, mon amis! Pleaze do not hurt me! Oh, I mean, I zuppose...

Wait a minute? What's that?

Ze sound of zomeone not bathzing?

It sounds like there's trouble down at the U.N. !!!! We'd better investigate!!!

To ze Horrible Mistmatch-Mobile!