MaxPayne  

Finally...at long last...after all my searching...I've found you! The All-Knowing Christmas Tree!

Yes, my son. What is the answer you seek?

Well......I'm sure you probably get this alot, but...What Is The Meaning Of Life?

Fuck if I know.

???

What the fuck do you want from me, I'm a tree with pieces of plastic slapped on it. Go ask your parents.